Guys if this is worth trimming pls let me know what best to cut out, thankyou.
Husband and Wife in bed.
WIFE
You get very jealous easy don’t you
HUBS
Ummmmm! No, i think it is you who gets jealous of me.
WIFE
No remember that time we went out with all your mates and their women and i spent an hour talking to your pal Danny. I looked over and i saw you trying to get me jealous by talking to his wife.I didnt bite though. I knew what you were doing. You were so Jelly on a plate.
HUBS
I dont remember this atall.
WIFE
You were soooooooooo jealous. Then when we got in the taxi, you made sure you sat between Danny and I.
HUBS
That was probably just the way we got in the taxi.
WIFE
Bless you though. It's nice to know you lurrrrrrrrve me so much you dont want anyone else to have me.
HUBS
I do recall the time i was talking to my work colleague Joanne and.......
WIFE
She is such a bitch. I can’t believe you brought her name into our bedroom. I bet you have been thinking about her all night long. Its Joanne this & Joanne that. You want to do her don’t you.
HUBS
She is 6 months pregnant with twins and newly married
WIFE
Yey & you are sooooooo jealous, aren’t you. I bet you wish they were your babies floating around in her embryonic sac, Ewwwwwwwwwwwww you disgust me, fancying a pregnant woman. Yukety doo.
HUBS
I DONT FANCY HER! See you are more jealous of me than I am you.
WIFE
I AM NOT JEALOUS!
*Silent pause*
WIFE
Oh and then there was that time I got chatted up in the pub and you came wandering over and said to him "I see you have met my WIFE"
HUBS
Yeah that was an old school friend, I was just introducing you.
WIFE
We had been talking for ages, we were already introduced. You are a funny bunny with your jealousy.It can be a problem sometimes though. It causes tension, I often worry whenever i talk to another man. You must learn to curb it a little. Still atleast you know other men still fancy me, and want my body.
HUBS
Look Luv. Your tits have gone south, your arse has expolded.You cant hear or refuse to listen, You’re almost blind and that mouth dont shut up long enough for anything to slip in. I am surprised your not anorexic
WIFE
See you are sooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous that you are now trying to dent my confidence. I won’t dent yours by mentioning your 34D man boobs, your Gigantic belly, your receding hair and your pterodactyl feet wrinkly arse eyes. You Darling are one ugly middle aged bastard. However I am not gonna stoop to your level with offensive remarks.
HUBS
Jealous Twisted Bitch
WIFE
Jealous Wanker
HUBS
Any chance of you lifting them tits off your feet and letting me in for a while.
WIFE
Sure as long as you suck that belly in so I can actually feel something
