British Comedy Guide

Top Tenuous Page 7

Image

Oh I think she's doing Dancing on Ice.

I bet Chip tried to [image] the whole page. Lots of people do that. Because they're silly.

Quote: Aaron @ February 24 2009, 2:22 PM GMT

I bet Chip tried to image the whole page. Lots of people do that. Because they're silly.

Gee, let's add carping to your long list of attractive qualities. ;)

Yes, that's exactly what it was.

Quote: Leevil @ February 24 2009, 10:56 AM GMT
Image

My Dad used to teach her maths.

Rolf Harris walked into a Chinese restaurant just before me, a couple of weeks ago.

He sang (quietly).

Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 25 2009, 12:11 PM GMT

My Dad used to teach her maths.

I'll show her how to divide.

Her legs.

Then how to multiply.

Wahey!

I prefer Pi myself.

mmmmm Pi...

Cream pie.

I once went to a topnotch Pakistani restuarant in SOuth London and had to wait behind Ronnie Corbett. He was quite angry, had brought his own ice box for the curry (to keep it warm I assume) and was very solidly built. Something like a chimpanzee in it's later years he looked like he had the potential to turn quite nasty.

Quote: sootyj @ February 25 2009, 5:24 PM GMT

Something like a chimpanzee in it's later years

Hahaha!
That's actually quite accurate.

Quote: Leevil @ February 24 2009, 10:56 AM GMT
Image

Quote: zooo @ February 24 2009, 2:20 PM GMT

I think she's doing Dancing on Ice.

I think she's doing the invisible man. Phwoar!!

With her knickers on?

They'll never make half invisible babies that way.

Share this page