"No way you spacka, you're a mentalist!"
The Alan Partridge appreciation society Page 3
Quote: Stuart Collie @ June 3 2009, 8:19 PM BST"No way you spacka, you're a mentalist!"
Actually Stu it's:
"No way you big spastic, your a mentalist."
...ahem
Quote: Scottidog @ June 3 2009, 8:23 PM BSTActually Stu it's.
''No way you big spastic, your a mentalist''
...ahem
HaHa! You're quite right of course. I've kind of adapted it through the years to hurl regularly at one of my mates. 
One of my favourites is:
"Did they get you on the 'no denim' rule? Nazi's! But with good facilities, as had the Nazi's."
While speaking to a seven year old. Classic.
One of my nerdy games is to open the scripts at any page and see what alan is saying, so.....page 128 'We had Roger Moore on the show the other week and, between you and me, if it wasn't nailed down to the floor it was going back to Switzerland. He even took a towel, you know. Roger Moore is a towel thief.'
Class.
Quote: Scottidog @ June 3 2009, 8:03 PM BSTI have a question? If you didn't know who Steve Coogan was, or wasn't picturing Alan Partridge in your mind saying the lines...Would this be a successful script, i.e to read on paper?
I personally do. But would a script reader get the characters?
Judging by this thread, yes. Fantastic, clever, funny lines; the icing on top being Steve's performance.
"Yeah, but he's not under a cow!"
"abso-bloody-exactly!"
"I don't like big feet it reminds me of gammon"
"I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one."
"Stop getting Bond wrong-!"
"It's hotter than the sun!"
"Lynne, these are sex people!"
"I suppose the only humane way to kill a bird of prey, is death by firing squad."
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 5 2009, 9:21 AM BST"Stop getting Bond wrong-!"
"I'm just walking through my house ... in the style of James Bond."
ALAN: (SINGING.) The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million-to-one...
SUSAN: Morning, Alan.
ALAN: (RAISING HAND TO SILENCE HER.) ...But still they come!
Got to love this man!
'I love you, in a way.'
"Right, dry skin cream. I'm having an attack of the old flakes again. This morning my pillow looked like a flapjack."
'I'm going nowhere Lynn. Quite literally, I'm on the ring road'