Quote: EllieJP @ February 19 2009, 4:48 PM GMTIf a guy has long hair does that help?
I find a guy with long hair and who is actually girl would be the best solution.
How do I get my work colleague to shut up? Page 3
Quote: roscoff @ February 19 2009, 4:36 PM GMTShove your penis in his mouth. However if he can still talk, you should worry about your size!
Quote: chipolata @ February 19 2009, 4:42 PM GMTTrouble? A boy-mouth is just as good as a girl-mouth for that kind of thing, surely?
A mouth's a mouth!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 19 2009, 4:48 PM GMTIf a guy has long hair does that help?
I have long hair. Go me.
No point in worrying about the size. You can't wish it bigger and that's only for the woman. As long as I blow my socks off size most definitely doesn't matter. It's the Alan B'Stard theory to sex.
Having an annoying work colleague on the desk opposite you...that would make a good sketch that!
Rook
Eat him?
Quote: Deferenz @ February 19 2009, 1:04 PM GMTI work directly opposite another guy in my department and he never stops talking. He talks constantly and it is driving me insane. Most of it is heavily opinionated crap or complete irrelevant tosh. He also thinks aloud and often gives running commentaries on what he is doing. The end result is that I am finding it really difficult to get any work done.
I am suffering work wise and it has also got to the point that I am now being tared with the same brush from other people in the office as they think that both of us can't keep quiet.
I have talked to him about it on numerous occasions. I have been nice about it, I've been nasty about it. I've tried humour, sarcasm, pleading even, but it basically falls on deaf ears. Even shouting at him only got him to be silent for a few hours.
Sorry I don't have any advice but would just like to say that it sounds like brilliant practice for being a parent - except you'll hear the words 'wee' and 'poo' alot more.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 19 2009, 8:24 PM GMTSorry I don't have any advice but would just like to say that it sounds like brilliant practice for being a parent - except you'll hear the words 'wee' and 'poo' alot more.
But seriously, enough about the father.
Quote: Aaron @ February 19 2009, 9:17 PM GMTBut seriously, enough about the father.
Be careful what you say he's a six foot, muscle-bound rugger type. 
With the intellect to match?
I would like one please.
Quote: zooo @ February 19 2009, 10:25 PM GMTI would like one please.
A pussy sitting on top of a head. Aaron I think Zooo requires servicing.
She knows how to wake me up.