Announcement.

SON
Mum dad I've got an announcement, you may want to sit down for this.

DAD
Right I'm taking the dog for a walk.

MUM
No you are not dad! This is obviously very important to our son.

SON
You'll need to be brave.

MUM
You're gay aren't you? I always knew; you were so sensitive and no girlfriends. Ooh we can look at dress's together.

DAD
Tyson get here it's time for walkies.

SON
No! Oh you never listen I'm not gay. Mum dad I'm a nazi and proud.

MUM
Oh.

DAD
Micheal Cohen you blithering idiot! You're Jewish and your mum's black.

SON
You never told me.
SOUND OF ZIP BEING UNDONE
Oh my God I'm circumcised I've been living a lie all these years. I hate you all.

DAD
Oi gevalt, I'm an orhtodox Rabbi with a beard and a hat. Your mums blacker than Diane Abbott, I thought you'd have guessed boy chick.

SON
Don't call me that I'm going out you, you yid!

DOOR IS SLAMMED.

DAD
Right Tyson walkies, I told you not to drop him on his head now look at him.

MUM
It's all my fault, don't go dad he might do something terrible, who knows where he'll go.

DAD
I doubt that.

SOUND OF BRICK BEING THROWN THE WINDOW

MICHEAL(OUTSIDE)
Jews and Blacks out!

"Right I'm taking the dog for a walk."
Funny reaction

Is this a radio sketch?

.
Another delightfully mad, non-PC 'take no prisoners' piece, Sootyj!

Re. when Dad tells son 'You're Jewish and your mum's black' and the son
replies 'You never told me.' Never told him that he was Jewish or that his
mum was black? Therefore, I couldn't resist the exchange below:
________________________________________________________________________________

DAD
Micheal Cohen you blithering idiot! You're Jewish and your mum's black.

SON
You never told me.

DAD
Vot! Can't you see she is black?

SON
She's my mother? I thought she was the help!

DAD
Help, schmelp, whatever - you're a Jew!

SOUND OF ZIP BEING UNDONE

SON
Oh my God I'm circumcised I've been living a lie all these years. I hate you all.

________________________________________________________________________________

.

When he's looking at his cock he could also comment on it being massive thus covering both fields.

Thanks for the feedback.

Note to self making ironic Jewish jokes always opens the floodgates

Thanks for the feedback.

Note to self making ironic Jewish jokes always opens the floodgates