SKETCH ONE:
A SWEATY COUPLE ARE EMBRACING IN BED AFTER SEX. SHE TURNS TO HIM, LOOKS LOVINGLY IN HIS EYES.
Her: What are you thinking about?
Him: (BRAZENLY) It's funny you should ask that actually. I was just compiling a list of the chubbiest women I've ever had sex with. You're at number three.
SKETCH TWO:
Her: What are you thinking about?
Him: Well actually I was just going through my fantasy football side. I can't decide whether to keep faith with Anelka now that Chelsea have sacked Scolari or replace him with Robbie Keane now he's back at Spurs. What do you reckon?
SKETCH THREE:
Her: What are you thinking about?
Him: Err well actually I thinking I might sneak downstairs for a hot dog once you've gone to sleep - but I decided you'd probably wake up.
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