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I'm no hypocrite! Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ February 17 2009, 11:42 AM GMT

So any examples of when you've been morally outraged for an act of naughtiness you'd have commited yourself?

I always think other people's age gap relationships will end in tears. And everyone else is an alcoholic, except me. :)

And me.

Oh wait I'm already an alcoholic.

Oh wait I don't have a realtionship.....awwwwww.... I wanna beer.

Quote: catskillz @ February 18 2009, 12:39 AM GMT

Honestly, there was a picture of that lad in a paper yesterday, of him from when he was 18 months old, and he looked exactly the same as he looks now, on it, apart from the obvious size difference.

He also packs a lot more from his goolies nowadays.

This case teaches us that it's time to sterlise the underclass (or euthanise them, I'm easy). Also, why's Dolly got an inflatable sex doll as her avatar?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 18 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

I always think other people's age gap relationships will end in tears. And everyone else is an alcoholic, except me. :)

My mother and her long term partner has a massive age gap (nearly 20 years I think) And they got along pretty well.

Till my mother dies of old age of course...

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 18 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

I always think other people's age gap relationships will end in tears. And everyone else is an alcoholic, except me. :)

My Mum is 14 years older than my step dad, they've been together 14 or so years too. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 12:43 PM GMT

My Mum is 14 years older than my step dad

Disgusting. There should only be age gaps when the man is much older than the woman. ;)

Quote: Paul W @ February 17 2009, 12:38 PM GMT

what the hells wrong with this country?!

A question I ask myself this every day.

Although I think of it with an apostrophe. ;)

Quote: Danny K @ February 17 2009, 12:47 PM GMT

No way! Did you see the photos of them on the front page of the national dailies? No exaggeration; her head was twice as big as his. She's a big lass, (unless she's normal and the lad is a midget).

No I didn't - but I do remember reading somewhere that he looks young for his age, so perhaps the latter. Or actually, more likely, both.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 18 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

And everyone else is an alcoholic, except me. :)

Now I know that this is the case.

Quote: chipolata @ February 18 2009, 12:23 PM GMT

This case teaches us that it's time to sterlise the underclass (or euthanise them, I'm easy).

He speaketh the truth.

Except then who does all of the manual labour? :/

Quote: Paul W @ February 18 2009, 12:28 PM GMT

My mother and her long term partner has a massive age gap (nearly 20 years I think) And they got along pretty well.

That's because they are - quite blatantly - swingers.

Age is only a number. You can't help who you fall for :)

Unless you are Gary Glitter.

Then you should help it you dirty pervert!

Great article on The Daily Mash about this, titled 'Twelve Year Olds Urged To Knock-Up Local Tart':

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/twelve-year%11olds-urged-to-knock%11up-local-tart-200902161579/

Quote: Aaron @ February 18 2009, 1:00 PM GMT

Except then who does all of the manual labour? :/

Immigrants!

Like that Lithuanian who qualifies to work on the Olympics 2012 construction because he's a "local", i.e. lives in a bedsit nearby!

British jobs for local workers.

Quote: NickTheDon @ February 18 2009, 1:24 PM GMT

Great article on The Daily Mash about this, titled 'Twelve Year Olds Urged To Knock-Up Local Tart':

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/twelve-year%11olds-urged-to-knock%11up-local-tart-200902161579/

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Very good.

Quote: chipolata @ February 18 2009, 12:23 PM GMT

Also, why's Dolly got an inflatable sex doll as her avatar?

I haven't. That's your imagination.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 18 2009, 2:40 PM GMT

I haven't. That's your imagination.

You're right. Inflatable sex dolls look much more animated than that. :P

Quote: chipolata @ February 18 2009, 2:53 PM GMT

You're right. Inflatable sex dolls look much more animated than that. :P

I suppose it depends what you're doing to them. :O

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