Quote: chipolata @ February 19 2009, 4:46 PM GMTMy most fondly remembered toys were my Tonka toys, which were sold on the basis that they were indestructable. They weren't. Hit them with a brick enough and they broke.
I had a couple of those. Chuncky as hell. Nice for ramming into stuff.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 18 2009, 4:41 PM GMTBasically, it's disgusting because face it boys, you're not accurate... how much gets on the sides of the bath/screen etc that doesn't get washed off?
It always amused me stuff like this just like the 'leaving the toilet seat up' thang. It's hard to get your head round the hygiene thing when quite a lot of women seem ready to try a blowjob.
Not with piss coming out of it. 
Quote: zooo @ February 19 2009, 9:44 PM GMTNot with piss coming out of it.
But Betty Swollocks is OK? 
We like to pretend to ourselves that you have a wash now and then.
Quote: zooo @ February 19 2009, 9:47 PM GMTWe like to pretend to ourselves that you have a wash now and then.
Most of us are too knackered after playing Football on a Saturday afternoon. 
Then it's lucky I've never been out with a football playing type who only washes once a week.
Quote: zooo @ February 19 2009, 9:47 PM GMTWe like to pretend to ourselves that you have a wash now and then.
Also, that it's bigger than it really is?
Don't always need to.
Quote: Tuumble @ February 19 2009, 9:44 PM GMTIt always amused me stuff like this just like the 'leaving the toilet seat up' thang. It's hard to get your head round the hygiene thing when quite a lot of women seem ready to try a blowjob.
Ummm I make sure my boyfriend washes, or I start it off with a mouthfull of water. 
Freezing cold water, so that he learns!
TBH, I think he'd be more worried of your mouth than you the cleanliness of his member.
Surely men pay enough attention to it in the shower for it to be clean enough in the first place.
Ha!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 20 2009, 9:44 AM GMTUmmm I make sure my boyfriend washes, or I start it off with a mouthfull of water.
Try alternating with hot tea or coffee.
ERRRRM..... not that I would know.... DAMN WHERE IS DELETE?!
*Presses distraction button*
LOOK! SQUIZZELS!!!
God, those things were freaky.