Quote: Marc P @ February 17 2009, 10:43 AM GMTDid you see what I did there Chip?
I'll be honest, I usually avert my gaze when you're up to something. 
Fantasy thread Page 3
I fantasize about having sex with just about every woman I meet. (Family not included of course. Except my cousin. Phwooaaar!)
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 17 2009, 11:13 AM GMTI fantasize about having sex with just about every woman I meet. (Family not included of course. Except my cousin. Phwooaaar!)
Would you want to have sex with me if you met me? Cause this can be arranged.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2009, 11:13 AM GMTWould you want to have sex with me if you met me? Cause this can be arranged.
Ellie loves Lee! Ellie loves Lee! 
Quote: Tuumble @ February 17 2009, 11:14 AM GMTEllie loves Lee! Ellie loves Lee!
Don't go telling everyone. It's not love anyway, it's an "arrangement!"
An arrangement involving £50 notes?
Quote: Aaron @ February 17 2009, 11:20 AM GMTAn arrangement involving £50 notes?
Let's not get silly. Two pound coins, tops.
Here's a new version on the same theme:
What order would you rank peoople to be your adoptive parents. (I say adoptive because you can still apply the shaging rule if you like)
Quote: chipolata @ February 17 2009, 11:22 AM GMTLet's not get silly. Two pound coins, tops.
I didn't say which one of them was being paid.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 17 2009, 11:13 AM GMTWould you want to have sex with me if you met me? Cause this can be arranged.
Ellie, I want to have sex with you and we HAVEN'T met.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 17 2009, 11:34 AM GMTEllie, I want to have sex with you and we HAVEN'T met.
Too late, you pee in the shower. I like good shower sex, so that visage has been ruined by yellow coloured water running around my feet. 
Quote: Paul Milner @ February 17 2009, 11:22 AM GMTHere's a new version on the same theme:
What order would you rank peoople to be your adoptive parents. (I say adoptive because you can still apply the shaging rule if you like)
I can tell you have been thinking about this way too much
No hot women where I work really - but I have had thoughts... I have no idea why I'm a man and I get bored...
Quote: Badge @ February 17 2009, 12:57 AM GMTThey should do some work instead.
There's actually a woman standing at the desk opposite giving me feelings right now. Don't... f**king... stare!
Stare... seriously it's funny.