Everyone's favourite Jew reached the grand old age of 'undisclosed' today.
Yay for him.
(Sorry Ian.)
Happy birthday sootyj
Let's go for joint-favourite Jew.
Not a pork joint though.
Happy Birthday Sooty!!!
Congrats to that man.
Happy burpday Evil one! 
Have a good un big fella.
Happy birthday to jew
Happy birthday to jew
Happy biiiirthday dear sootyj
Happy birthday to jew
have a good one
Happy Birthday to you.
Squashed tomatoes and stew.
Bread and butter, in the gutter.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday Sooty.
Happy birthday, sir.
Happy birthday.
Happy Birthday Brain Jar boy.
Good luck mate - asif you need it! X
Happy Birthday!!
I can relate to the brain jar aspect. 
Sootyj isn't his real name, that's just a jewdonym.
His actual name is:
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Joel Soetendorp
He's our favourite Jew
Who's very expressive
More vice than virtue
A manic depressive?
He's extremely prolific
Skits by the bucket
His verbal slapstick
Like, arse, c**t and f**k it
He's frequently slated
By people who wish
His skits were translated
From Sooty to English
In one of his skits
Three characters say
'We're all c**ts
and probably gay'
Rumours abound
(If not, they will now)
He successfully mated
With Aaron in Slough
Seriously, though
He's a style all his own
Straight to the jugular
Or cut to the bone
He's The People's Assassin
Street Writer Supreme
But his fans never kiss him
'Cos they know where he's been
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Happy Birthday, Sootyj
Morrace
