Glad we're agreeing here. They've all got their moments but a few are genuinely great by any standards.
Khyber and Screaming and spring to mind.
From Screaming:
FENELLA FIELDING:
Sergeant Bung? What a fitting name.
& Khyber...
LADY RUFFDIAMOND (JOAN SIMS):
Thanks for the dress.
KHARZI (KENNETH WILLIAMS):
Sari.
JOAN:
Don't apologise.
***
KHARZI:
They will suffer death by a thousand cuts.
KHARZI'S DAUGHTER:
Oh, my father, that's terrible.
KHARZI: (stop messing about voice)
The British are used to cuts!