Quote: Lee Henman @ February 13 2009, 2:46 AM GMT
Who are these dastardly hot ladies?
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Girls Aloud.
Quote: garyd @ February 15 2009, 3:56 PM GMTAt great personal sacrifice I shall take it upon myself to save the world from these dastardly creatures and f**k them all to death!
It's a Hell of a job but someone's got to do it.
No, don't thank me.
Don't get me wrong, I'd prong them all something sinister. (If they ever had the urge to have sex with a 37-year-old Phil Mitchell lookalike.)
But my word they do annoy me. My WORD they do!
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 15 2009, 10:40 PM GMTDon't get me wrong, I'd prong them all something sinister. (If they ever had the urge to have sex with a 37-year-old Phil Mitchell lookalike.)
But my word they do annoy me. My WORD they do!
Is it that they annoy you because they don't go for 37 year-old Phil Mitchel lookalikes, but young sportsmen instead? 
Quote: Curt @ February 15 2009, 7:48 PM GMTWho are these dastardly hot ladies?
A pop band who churn out quite catchy pop numbers.
Their other distinguishing feature is that they all have different regional accents.
Quote: Seefacts @ February 15 2009, 10:49 PM GMTTheir other distinguishing feature is that they all have different regional accents.
Why aye man pet! I divven't think ahd ahgue wi' that leike.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 10:47 PM GMTIs it that they annoy you because they don't go for 37 year-old Phil Mitchel lookalikes, but young sportsmen instead?
Yes, damn it! 
Actually it's mostly Cheryl Cole. I don't know why, but I have to leave the room whenever she's on telly. She bloody infuriates me with her enormous couiffered head and plastic f**king teeth and haughty attitude.
And just look at this picture. It's f**king horrifying.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 15 2009, 10:55 PM GMTYes, damn it!
Actually it's mostly Cheryl Cole. I don't know why, but I have to leave the room whenever she's on telly. She bloody infuriates me with her enormous couiffered head and plastic f**king teeth and haughty attitude.
And just look at this picture. It's f**king horrifying.
F**k me, is her head on back-to-front?!
Quote: Seefacts @ February 15 2009, 11:02 PM GMTF**k me, is her head on back-to-front?!
It's foul. There's no pubic pad or anything. I'm sorry but when I put my hand down a lady's crackers I want to feel warm soft flesh, not some knobbly old pubic bone jutting through a bit of scraggy hairy skin.
>_<
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 15 2009, 10:55 PM GMTYes, damn it!
Actually it's mostly Cheryl Cole. I don't know why, but I have to leave the room whenever she's on telly. She bloody infuriates me with her enormous couiffered head and plastic f**king teeth and haughty attitude.
And just look at this picture. It's f**king horrifying.
She's under the mistaken belief that being very thin will make her happy and stop her husband being an arsehole.
Btw Lee when are you 38?
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 15 2009, 11:08 PM GMTIt's foul. There's no pubic pad or anything. I'm sorry but when I put my hand down a lady's crackers I want to feel warm soft flesh, not some knobbly old pubic bone jutting through a bit of scraggy hairy skin.
>_<
It'd be like rubbing the pointed edge of an ironing board.
Though, I still would.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 11:09 PM GMTShe's under the mistaken belief that being very thin will make her happy and stop her husband being an arsehole.
Btw Lee when are you 38?
Too soon. Why do you ask?
Quote: Seefacts @ February 15 2009, 11:10 PM GMTIt'd be like rubbing the pointed edge of an ironing board.
Though, I still would.
So would I. 
God I'm shallow. 
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 15 2009, 11:10 PM GMTToo soon. Why do you ask?
I like to presume everyone is older than me. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 15 2009, 11:11 PM GMTI like to presume everyone is older than me.
Then presume away - my birthday's just around the corner.
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 15 2009, 11:12 PM GMTThen presume away - my birthday's just around the corner.
Phew!