The Big Bleep
SootyJ's sitcom hits the screens.
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Eh? Why the Big Beep?
Bleep ...
As in bleeping out the rude bits! 
The Big Sleep is the film
I'm not so rude!
Slack Beauty
Adventures of a lazy victorian horse.
Pump Fiction
Portmanteau film about an esso station.
Requiem for a dram
Unrepentantly depressing film about whiskey addiction.
Drain slotting
Heroin addicts who dropped their weeks stash in a sewer.
Shallow Gravy
Deep Threat: Linda Lovelace's struggle against spasmodic lockjaw.
BJ and the Beard: How "barber's inch" is now a STD amongst homosexuals.
3:10 to Uma: Thurman's fans can now visit her direct by train.
Father of the Bridge: I K Brunel's life and achievements.
The Beagle Has Landed: How Darwin's ship helped win WW11.
Fawlty Towers- You build them. They crash planes into them. They fall down. Story of everyday buildings.
None Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. The prequel.
Thomas the Trank Engine.
Thomas's addiction to valium sent him off the rails.
4.10 to yo ma.
Western that's rude to mums
Grange kill
Zammos got a heroin addiction and a gun
Folly Oaks
Well it is to be frank.
Puffy the Vampire SLayer
Overly moneyed and none to talented rapper and vampire slayer.
Sperman
Is it a tadpole, is it a fish? No, it's Sperman
Superb man,
Just that little bit better than Superman.
But man
Bringing justice by interrupting people and being an arse.
Bet Man. Our hero loses his futuristic vehicle in a wager.
Star Warts. Keith Chegwin takes us round a celebrity sex clinic.
Stare Wars. 3 Hours of Jedi Mind-tricks where Luke and Darth Vader try not to blink.
Stair Wars. Set in a bungalow
Shell Boy. The horned hero tries to sell us oil.
Hell Bhoy. A documentary on the River Styx shipping lanes
Start Wars
New version of Scifi classic starring GWBush
Tart wars
Mr Kippling is strong in the force.
Stair Trek
Kirk and his OAP crew must conquer the stairs, now the Starship Stanna Stairlift is knackered.
Blank books - Following HBOS' fortunes
Krill Bill - Family Pixar adventure following the fortunes of a microorganism on a vengeful mission
Colic relief
Lenny Henry & Jonathon Ross spend 7 hours trying to stop babies crying.
Come Die With Me...
A group of convicts on death row share their last week cooking each other meals. The winner gets to live, no pressure.
Celebrity Come Die With Me.....starring Jade Goody
I know.....I'm going to hell.