Escapee to the Country - A farmer goes on the run after dipping a DEFRA officer.
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The Hills Have Ewes: Welsh horror film
Primate Benjamin: GI monkey business
Nothing Hill: Pointless tale of everyday folk
The 39 Sheps: Sheepdog thriller
The Umpire Strikes Back: John McEnroe popped by official
Silly Elliot: BSGer biopic?
Coogan's Buff: Steve shows off his fitness
Who Framed Roger Rabbi: Anti-semitic crime thriller
Kelp!
BLOOD WOK
For Ken Hom this time it's personal!
Woodfellas
Gay gangster porn.
Trainspitting
Anti-social junkies spread TB on Scotland's railways.
A Roof with a View
Very dull film showing the panorama from a Florentine rooftop.
Shitty Shitty Bong Bong
A widower and his kids try to get high with faulty drug taking paraphenalia.
My Left Boot
Police training film.
Withnail & E
Selfish posh bastard takes ecstacy and loves everyone.
The Greet Escape.
"Guten Tag! Good luck." "Thank you. Damn."
HAD EVIDENCE
A sordid expose of a desperate man plugging his own book titles.
Peter Pun
A boy who never grows up and insists on making bad jokes.
Deaf Calm
A hearing impaired couple taking a boat trip.
Boogie Knights
The story of a young man's adventures in the Arthurian pornography industry
Boggle Nights
Lonely saddoe plays word game alone.
Spinal Map
Anatomical drawings tour the US.
Boogie Wights
The ghoolies come out to dance on Friday the Thirteenth
Hairplane!
The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to get their hair cut!
Quote: Marc P @ February 13 2009, 9:43 AM GMTHAD EVIDENCE
A sordid expose of a desperate man plugging his own book titles.
Logan's Bun: Logan only has until his thirtieth birthday to eat his delicious sticky dessert!
A View to a Gill: James Pond?
4 Year Old Virgin: Steve Carrell is fast approaching 4 and a half and still hasn't got his nuts wet.