British Comedy Guide

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What a cock up!

Good morning, Prime Minister.

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Homer is not his father!

For heaven sakes Jim, put a tie on or something, You're embarrassing Tommy.

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And 1st prize in the fancy dress contest goes to Dildo Baggins.

MOTHER: Of course he's your son. he's got your eyes...

DEREK: Sorry I'm late love, had a blow out on my way up...

MOTHER: Are you sure you know what Barney the dinosaur looked like?

Jimmy took after his mother. He didn't like the penis

No, it was a last minute invitation. They just said I should come.

No, it's no joke. After 17 kids, it's the only way she can tell I'm back from the pub.

Then, when I give this washing liquid bottle a squeeze... you should see the look on their faces.

Quote: steve by any other name @ February 13 2009, 3:10 PM GMT

No, it's no joke. After 17 kids, it's the only way she can tell I'm back from the pub.

Laughing out loud

Julie was explaining her deal with Bryan to Mrs Percival. If he wants anal, I will if he will.

What have you come as?

Edward wasn't much in the looks department, but at least he had the right knobby parents.

If you don't like my levitation trick, fine. You don't have to be a giant dick about it!

It takes balls to go out dressed as a giant cock...

:)

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Many thanks to all once again, loved some of 'em :) the selected 7 be:

Shield your eyes son! It's one of those nudist extremists! - Chris Forshaw

It was clear, after the Sexual Education class, that Timmy hadn't understood the need to protect the head. - Nil Putters

He saw you in your "Special suit" and decided to join in as an astronaut. - Paul Milner

I think the sperm outfit needs more work. - Paul Milner

Luke I am your father! - Marc P

For heaven sakes Jim, put a tie on or something, You're embarrassing Tommy. - Fred Sunshine

And 1st prize in the fancy dress contest goes to Dildo Baggins. - Nil Putters

:)

Hey Random.
Do you Just have a collection of pics or can you do requests ?

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ February 13 2009, 7:46 PM GMT

Hey Random.
Do you Just have a collection of pics or can you do requests ?

I draw all of these, so if you have an idea for a pic, pm me :)

Thank you Random

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