Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 28
Nobby the Clown was booked for Timmy's 'Paper bag on Head' party.
Margery didn't know what was worse; her kid was so ugly he had to cover his face, her husband dressed like a penis or the deformed appendage he exposed out of his costume.
WTF! 
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"Okay, so you think my costume's inappropriate, but if you don't want your son to see it why cut eye holes in the paper bag?"
The rhubarb costume proved less popular than expected.
Ah! That reminds me of your father Timmy
Are these the auditions for Captain Cock & paper bag boy the movie
Charlie looked just like his father. Hence the bag
I'm supposed to be a spade but I've lost my hat
Charlie used the bag to hide his face because he knew that when he kicked this mascot in the balls it was going to hurt
Jane's husband took Halloween more seriously than their son
Shield your eyes son! It's one of those nudist extremists!
Help! We're being mugged by a one armed giant penis!
Margery got a surprise when she discovered the Knob World theme park wasn't full of door furniture.
I remember you when you were this high.
Barry always used to say, Today it's Colin the Cock, who knows Tomorrow it might be Donald Duck.
NASA world in Dagenham wasn't very popular with the kids.
Shirley was confused as to why the small boy with the paper bag had invaded her dream.
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"How do you know he won't show his face because of the way I dress? What about your tight tartan blouse?"
In the latest Celebrity Big Brother task Verne got the best costume.
"It's a disgrace! Everyone knows a cock doesn't have two eyes..."
Jonathan Ross next outraged Prunella Scales and her grandson.