...there are people like me on the internet! I am so glad I have found you all. I feel like the ugly duckling at the end of the story. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! 
...It's true!
Helloooooooooooooooooooo Mr Milner. *doffs cap*
Good day to you, Sir.
Hello Paul!
Hey Paul and welcome! 
Welcome, Paul! 
Hi There! 
Hi
Thanks everyone. I lurv the friendly atmosphere on this site (and the jokes). Very nice to meet you all.