Loose women
Sorry, I don't understand this. Is it based in a universe where Loose Women is a show where Kay Adams gives out sex tips? If so then it's too far a journey for the mind to take to get to the joke.
Yeah, I can see what you're trying to do, and I do like the last line alot. Nice and short, which is good but as Stuart says, maybe a little off target.
Kay Adams left about 5 years ago. And every time I've watched it they've talked about sex! So, seems alright to me.
Haha thank you zoo! Good point though, if you don't watch loose women, you probably would be confused. Believe it or not, this is actually based on an ex boyfriend of mine. He use to try and do the most bizarre things to be after watching that show.
Needless to say, it did not last.
Hmmm...wonder if my missus will take it up the bum if I tell her Lynda Bellingham said it was okay?
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 11 2009, 6:28 PM GMTHmmm...wonder if my missus will take it up the bum if I tell her Lynda Bellingham said it was okay?
Ahhh the endless hope of men.
Every time I watch Loose Women they're talking about wife beating and knife culture, or they're having long meandering discussions that go along the lines of "Does your Dave wear slippers when he gets in after work?" "Oh yes, he loves slippers does my Dave." "I wouldn't let my Steve wear slippers, I hate the things." and then they all cackle inanely and introduce the next guest who's just out of prison for murdering her husband because he had dirty fingernails and they treat her like a f**king hero... and so forth.
Haha!
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Great! Mind you, you have to know 'Loose Women' (or to have married one) to really appreciate it!
Quote: Stuart Doherty @ February 11 2009, 6:46 PM GMTEvery time I watch Loose Women they're talking about wife beating and knife culture, or they're having long meandering discussions that go along the lines of "Does your Dave wear slippers when he gets in after work?" "Oh yes, he loves slippers does my Dave." "I wouldn't let my Steve wear slippers, I hate the things." and then they all cackle inanely and introduce the next guest who's just out of prison for murdering her husband because he had dirty fingernails and they treat her like a f**king hero... and so forth.
Hey, Stuart, the above is a good basis for a send-up. Get yer own back!
Quote: Lee Henman @ February 11 2009, 6:28 PM GMTHmmm...wonder if my missus will take it up the bum if I tell her Lynda Bellingham said it was okay?
The gravy woman.