INT. HOSPITAL WARD - DAY.
IN A HOSPITAL BED THERE IS A BRIGHTLY DRESSED SUPERHERO. HE'S OBVIOUSLY SERIOUSLY ILL. MACHINES ARE BEEPING AND THERE'S A DRIP IN HIS ARM. SITTING NEXT TO HIS BED IS A YOUNGER SUPERHERO LOOKING VERY SAD.
SUPERLAD (sadly)
Would you like some more soup?
MEGADUDE (coughs)
No. Couldn't keep it down, anyway.
SUPERLAD
I've got some grapes here.
MEGADUDE (coughs)
No thanks. (coughs). Oh God. That it should come to this. All those battles, all those epic fights. We saw off a few good villains in our time, Black Gojira, Dr Pestilence, Reverse Sooty - all these were no match for our might. But now…
SUPERLAD
I know…
MEGADUDE (coughs)
To be laid low by …
SUPERLAD
Yes …
MEGADUDE (coughs)
Bad Cholesterol (coughs) - what a bastard!
HE DIES - MACHINE GOES BEEP-BEEP-BEEP…
