Dolly's All Night Fart Thread Page 3

O' Brother Where Fart Thou?

Some Doris Day classics:
I just blew in from the windy city
By the light of the silvery fart

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My father was a farter
He farted day and night
And he created so much wind
That we could fly our kite

Over the hills and fart away
Our kite it flew and flew
But finally it crashed down to earth
When father followed through

Doris Day is well past her smell-by date.

Quote: Morrace @ February 11 2009, 8:05 PM GMT

Doris Day is well past her smell-by date.

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Nice to see you back, Morrace. Your wit always makes me smile

Quote: Rob0 @ February 11 2009, 8:07 PM GMT

Nice to see you back, Morrace. Your wit always makes me smile

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I tried 'stand-up' once. It was quite successful - the audience smiled.

I would have pissed myself laughing but this is a fart thread

I'd only do stand-up in an elderly persons' home. At least I could go home content someone literally pissed themselves.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ February 11 2009, 6:31 PM GMT

FART ATTACK.

Big pieces of art made with a smelly substance.

That's why Neil Buchanan isn't on telly now.

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Sandi Toksvig has him walled up in the cellar of No.73.

The owl and the pussycat went to wee
In a beautiful pea green boat
The boat turned brown
And soon went down
Cos owly did a fart.

Quote: Morrace @ February 11 2009, 8:12 PM GMT

I tried 'stand-up' once. It was quite successful - the audience smiled.

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Quote: Rob0 @ February 11 2009, 8:17 PM GMT

I would have pissed myself laughing but this is a fart thread

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Turned out they weren't smiling naturally - they were trying to fart.

Aww

There was a young man called Bart
Who couldn't burp or fart
He filled with gas
-There was a blast
When they popped him with a dart

There was a young man called Bart
Who couldn't help but fart
He met a girl
Who didn't hurl
Not perfect; but a start

There was a young man called Martin
Who enjoyed a lot of farting
His girlfriend Cindy
Was also windy
And slowly, they were definitely parting

or

There was a young man called Martin
Who enjoyed a lot of farting
His girlfriend Cindy
Was also windy
So they went to see a proctologist and he sorted it.

Fartliners starring Wiffer Sutherland

Coming soon 24 phoaw..

Jonathan Reek - a phew-dunnit

Pongs of Praise
Silent Wiffness
Farturama

My Fart homage to Steven Spielberg:
Schindler's Wiff
Jurassic Fart
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Amistoot
Smelling Private Ryan
The Poonies

Fartificial Intelligence: FI

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