Suggested in another thread, this is somewhere to let rip with your fart gags/puns. Or gag on your farts. 
This should keep you busy on nights when you can't get to sleep Dolly. 
I'll fart us off.
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Why do you have to be a fart breaker? - Dionne Warrip.
Er, thanks?! Lol.
I think Daniel Day Lewis is exhausted though.
Ha!
Wheel of Fartune.
It'll probably get closed anyway. 
Hannah and her Sisters is on TV, so I'm off to watch that.
But I might log on at 3am to pun away the wee hours. 
Ha!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 10 2009, 10:32 PM GMTI think there should be a separate thread dedicated to fart puns on Daniel Day Lewis films.
The Fart of the Mohicans
The Incrediable Lightness of Farts
My Farty LaundretteThat sort of thing.
Quote: Morrace @ February 10 2009, 10:37 PM GMTMy Left Fart
Quote: Nil Putters @ February 10 2009, 10:38 PM GMTIn The Name Of The Farter
Farts of New York
My Wet Fart
Quote: Nil Putters @ February 10 2009, 10:11 PM GMTThe Age Of Flatulence
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 10 2009, 9:24 PM GMTThe Godfarter.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 10 2009, 9:18 PM GMTThere Will Be Farts
Quote: Morrace @ February 10 2009, 9:10 PM GMTOur Farter who fart in Heaven.
Quote: Nil Putters @ February 10 2009, 9:06 PM GMTFart from the Madding Crowd
Farter of the Bride
Quote: Morrace @ February 10 2009, 9:01 PM GMTTrust House Farte
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 10 2009, 8:42 PM GMTFart Apache.
Quote: Morrace @ February 10 2009, 8:35 PM GMTHolding The Fart
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 10 2009, 7:27 PM GMTAlice Doesn't Fart Here Anymore.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ February 10 2009, 7:25 PM GMTThe Ap-ringpiece. With Donald Trump.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 10 2009, 7:24 PM GMT28 Farts Later
Quote: Graham Bandage @ February 10 2009, 7:23 PM GMTThe Fart Pavilions.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ February 10 2009, 7:23 PM GMTFart Wars?
Quote: Ladma @ February 10 2009, 7:19 PM GMTOh Brother Where Fart Thou?
Quote: Morrace @ February 10 2009, 7:16 PM GMTFarty Towers?
Fart Club.
Fart From The Madding Crowd
Spacefarts
The Sum of All Farts
Indiana Jones and the Last Fart
Indiana Jones and the Fart of Doom
Donnie Farto
I farted a lot today.
Not a pun, just thought you might be interested.
Excerpt from Shakespeare's 'Twelfth Night'
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CURIO:
Will you go hunt, my lord?
DUKE ORSINO:
What, Curio?
CURIO:
The Fart.
DUKE ORSINO:
Why, so I do, the noblest that I have:
O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first,
Methought she purg'd the air of pestilence!
That instant was I turn'd into a fart;
And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds,
E'er since pursue me.
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End of Fart One
Quote: Aaron @ February 11 2009, 12:43 AM GMTI farted a lot today.
Not a pun, just thought you might be interested.
I can smell them from here.
Smells like Coke-a-cola and beans.
Coca* >_<
hahaha I typed it...stopped...retyped it...deleted it and went with what I wrote 