Protest

3 people protesting on stage.

PERSON1
Boo Clarkson's not top gear!

PERSON2
Shove Richard Hammond up his bum hole!

A POLICE MAN WALKS ON

POLICE
Right what's all this fuss about?

PERSON1
I'm blind and I object Jeremy Clarkson comparing Gordon Brown to blind people.

PERSON2
I'm scottish and yon baggy faced, ned is nothing like us Scots.

PERSON3
What was the question?

POLICE
What are you doing?

PERSON3
I don't know what am I doing?

PERSON2
Protesting ya clooty headed ninny.

PERSON3
Oh yeh I'm protesting Gordon Brown.

PERSON1
But why?

PERSON3
He's a disgrace to us idiots.

Yeah - very nice!

Sharp, short and funny.

Good to see a Sootyj sketch!

Sooty's back. With a good gag too.

I'll go on holiday more often.

lol!! Just like watching the news

The King is back!

It's a good 'un! Though it felt like it could have been the start of something bigger - maybe wishful thinking on my part ('twas ever thus.)

Bo.

Thanks Bohannon, I suppose it could but it's a late sketch for TS and NR and that means short short short.

Thanks you guys to I guess writing less improves one's quality.

I liked it.

Dan

great sketch sooty.
hope you've sent it to TS, I'll look forward to seeing it on saturday.