British Comedy Guide

Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 25 Page 3

Timmy was a transgender turtle bender...but boy did he like to sleep on a cock...

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Thanks to everyone, tricky one to cut down, ended up with a selection of 7:

After three months in hibernation Tommy's first "morning glory" was always something spectacular – bigfella

He wasn't sure what it was for, but it made a nice pillow. - Dolly Dagger

The penis enlargement really made Timmy come out of his shell. - Dolly Dagger

George couldn't walk, but why go out?! - Nil Putters

Tommy tortoise was sure looking forward to running into Fiona the wide mouthed frog. – Feather

Leonardo wasn't a Ninja but he was a teenage mutant. - Fred Sunshine

With the new Tortoise dildo, you can come at your own pace. – Badge

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I'm sorry to write on here, but I was seriously crying with laughter at some of those. You guys are far too clever. :)

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