How NOT to write a sitcom Page 4

Quote: Tim Walker @ February 9 2009, 7:22 PM GMT

Yeah, yeah, writing from my new BlackBerry.
Already making look like a c**t.
When I'm basically just a wanker.
Happy now?

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SELL OUT!!

Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 9 2009, 11:28 PM GMT

Diddle-ah-dah, Diddle-ah-dah, Diddle-ah dah-dah!

It's retro but it's the way forward if you ask me

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You're not wrong there. Groovy baby.

This twat got a Blackberry Storm tattooed on his leg in a "Who Wants One The Most" competition. He won. He's now the proud owner of a Blackberry Storm, which will be obsolete in two years time, a joke in four years time, and a distant memory of how shit phones used to be in ten years time.

But still the tattoo shall remain, a constant, haunting reminder of his c**tescence for the rest of his natural born life. (Yes, I just made "c**tescence" up.)

He's probably so stupid he tries to answer it instead of the real one too!

Quote: Lee Henman @ February 10 2009, 1:08 AM GMT

(Yes, I just made "c**tescence" up.)

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You thought you did. 'Cos I know you wouldn't lie > > > Would you?

Anyone signed up for this?

It is almost full.
Marc.

Braggin'

Quote: Marc Blake @ February 10 2009, 2:48 PM GMT

It is almost full.
Marc.

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Hi Marc, Don't know if you got my email but I was wondering who this is aimed at and if there would be any benefit to me hauling my ass to the smoke?

It's probably worth it for a six-hour stretch of creativity over anything else. You'll probably bang out so many ideas it'll keep you going for six months or so and provide some motivation. (All in my experience of this sort of thing)

I'd go (as much to meet this Marc Blake bloke I've heard so much about as anything!) but am not available that weekend, unfortunately.

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ February 10 2009, 3:18 PM GMT

I'd go (as much to meet this Marc Blake bloke I've heard so much about as anything!) but am not available that weekend, unfortunately.

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Where are you going? Can I come?

Quote: Lee Henman @ February 10 2009, 1:08 AM GMT

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I'm really regretting getting this one done...

Quote: David Bussell @ February 10 2009, 3:26 PM GMT

Where are you going? Can I come?

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It's time for my monthly bikini wax. It wouldn't be anything you haven't seen before...

Dan

I'm in London on the 8th, so I just miss out on this.