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Gordon's Clarkson Rant
Gordon Brown is being interviewed outside about Jeremy Clarkson.
Interviewer: Mr Brown. How do you feel about Mr Clarkson's comments that you are a one eyed, Scottish idiot?
Gordon Brown is looking towards a wheelie bin not the interviewer or the camera.
Gordon Brown : Well Mr Clarkson has a bit of reputation for this sort of thing. Look what he said about truck drivers and prostitutes. Anyone in public life like Mr Clarkson should really think before they open their mouths.
Interviewer: Where you offended at all?
Gordon Brown : Offended? Of course I was f**king offended. Loud mouth, upper class twat. What does he know what its like to lose an eye? People like him should be f**king well banned from the BBC. When you're employed by a public body you have to mind what you f**king well say otherwise suffer the consequences. Lets face it Clarkson has always been a bastard hasn't he? He made that hamster drive that rocket car that crashed you know. I'm surprised that the RSPCA hasn't got it in for him.
Interviewer: No it wasn't a hamster it was Richard Hammond, another TV presenter.
Gordon Brown : Look I'm f**king Prime Minister I know what I'm talking about. Do you think I'm a Scottish idiot as well love? Do you? Well I'm not. I run the f**king country. You're the f**king idiot, your bloody camera isn't even turned on.
Interviewer: Prime Minister you're talking to a Wheelie Bin.
Gordon Brown : Ah well.....I'm a one eyed Scottish idiot you see!