JEN IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY DEN
JEN
I'm a people person who's firm but fair, with a winning sense of humor. That's why I think I'd be a natural for lead investigator in the DSS.
DEN
Good answer Jen and with these frankly impressive qualifications, not to mention
your voluntary work you're a shoe in. But keep that under your hat eh other candidates.
JEN
You're the boss, God willing.
DEN
Now just one more test, a formality really.
JEN
Is this one of those urine tests for drug use?
DEN
Nothing so humiliating. No I want you to wrestle me.
JEN
I beg your pardon?
DEN
Yes wrestle me get undressed and I'll push the desk to one side.
JEN
This is not funny!
DEN
I hope you don't think it's a sex thing. How else can I judge your reliability as an employee? Until I've felt your naked oiled body, struggling against mine in a mortal combat.
JEN
Oil! You filthy degenerate bully, I'll have the union on you.
DEN
Oh it's the oil that's a concern. Don't worry it's organic olive oil grown by Palestinians for peace.
JEN
No it's a dirty old sod like you getting his jollies jumping women employess, what is this "confessions of a wrestling benefits assessor?"
DEN
I don't see why you think you're so special. I remember when our assisstant director interviewed me. I had a sprained ankle and bruised testicles.
DEN STARTS TO GET UNDRESSED AND BANGS A BIG CAN OF OLIVE OIL ON THE DESK.
JEN
Right that's it I'm out of here you perverted swine.
DEN
Fine could you send in the next candidate please?
BOB RUNS IN HE'S STARK NAKED AND OILED UP.
DEN
Ah Bob looks like the job's yours.