I told the missus that the bench had been nicked from our front garden. What a hilarious prank. I have done better in the past! 
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Quote: Marc P @ April 1 2011, 10:56 AM BSTI told the missus that the bench had been nicked from our front garden.
Mrs P's a very lucky woman! 
Quote: Marc P @ April 1 2011, 10:56 AM BSTI hit the missus with the bench had been nicked from some one's front garden. What a hilarious prank. I have done better in the past!
Whiskey and comedy are a terrible combination
Quote: chipolata @ April 1 2011, 11:01 AM BSTMrs P's a very lucky woman!
Imagine her relief when I told her it was all a merry jape!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 1 2011, 10:56 AM BSTCan Chip be the father?
He IS the father.
I heard on Radio 2 that the great Kate Bush is releasing a new single on monday, too good to be true?...
Quote: EllieJP @ April 1 2011, 11:10 AM BSTHe IS the father.
Thought as much.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 1 2011, 11:10 AM BSTHe IS the father.
I'm going to have to go back and read this thread properly.
Quote: chipolata @ April 1 2011, 11:12 AM BST
Congratulations on the happy event. And the baby.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 1 2011, 11:13 AM BSTCongratulations on the happy event. And the baby.
Was the Happy Event Chip having sex?
Quote: EllieJP @ April 1 2011, 11:14 AM BSTWas the Happy Event Chip having sex?
Of for fu...Yes!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ April 1 2011, 11:13 AM BSTCongratulations on the happy event. And the baby.
Me, you and him could live together in an hilarious Two and a Half Men style sitcom.
Quote: Marc P @ April 1 2011, 10:56 AM BSTI told the bench that the missus had been nicked from our front garden. But they didn't believe me and now I'm looking at a life sentence!
It's always the ones you least suspect.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ April 1 2011, 11:22 AM BST
