MANDY AND BIFF ARE IN A DARK PLACE AND SCARED.
MANDY
Oh hold me Biff I'm in a dark place and scared!
BIFF
Don't worry about being a dark place and scared I'm here.
SOME ZOMBIES APPEAR.
BIFF
Eek hold me Mandy Zombies!
MANDY
Oh Biff you're so gay.
ZOMBIES
Arrrr arrrr brains, brains and pieces of 8!
BIFF
Oh no it's worse they're ironic, pirate zombies!
MANDY
Jimminy Jillickers that means we're trapped in a...we can't be.
A STAND UP APPEARS.
STANDUP
My girlfriends so fat I make jokes about her. I'm so racist it's ironic. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a c**t.
BIFF
Oh my pseudo surreal antijoke stand up material we are, we are.
MANDY
Trapped in BSG Critique.
PETER MANDELSON, DAVID CAMERON, GORDON RAMSEY AND ROBERT MUGABE SUDDENLY APPEAR.
ALL OF THEM TOGETHER.
We're all c**ts and probably gay.
BIFF
Oh hold it's worse we're stuck in a Sootyj topical sketch.
