Oh no! What a giveaway!
Quick! I've been rumbled swallow this!
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Quote: zooo @ February 4 2009, 12:19 AM GMTOnly drug dealers have two phones.
I have two phones but one of them relies on those cable things and I have to keep giving money to someone called Dee Tea.
I have two phones as well.
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Quote: zooo @ February 4 2009, 12:23 AM GMTI have two phones as well.
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I'll see your two phones and raise you a broken fax machine.
YOur broken fax machine and an Enigma!
That's a Sinclair pocket calculator to see me pal
Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 4 2009, 12:28 AM GMTYOur broken fax machine and an Enigma!
That's a Sinclair pocket calculator to see me pal
I'll see your Enigma and raise you a gay porn magazine signed by Alan Turin.
I'll see your gay porn mag and raise you a nineteen fifties knitting pattern for a boy's cardigan and a Dandy dated 14th jan 1963
Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 4 2009, 12:36 AM GMTI'll see your gay porn mag and raise you a nineteen fifties knitting pattern for a boy's cardigan and a Dandy dated 14th jan 1963
Huh. Easy. I'll see your cardigan and Dandy and raise you a video interview with Lord Lucan sitting atop Shergar and the fountain of life.
Quote: roscoff @ February 4 2009, 12:33 AM GMTI'll see your Enigma and raise you a gay porn magazine signed by Alan Turin.
You liar. It's Alan Turing! 
Quote: Huge Bear @ February 4 2009, 1:05 AM GMTYou liar. It's Alan Turing!
He was spelling it in code.
Quote: dannyjb1 @ February 3 2009, 11:10 AM GMT"Well lets stop dilly dallying & ask me to meet you for salad session & we can write something brilliant"
Ah sorry 'outgoing text' (that was incoming).
Do you need emergency supplies?
Quote: zooo @ February 4 2009, 12:23 AM GMTI have two phones as well.
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Did that take you a while to remember? 
Quote: roscoff @ February 4 2009, 12:49 AM GMTHuh. Easy. I'll see your cardigan and Dandy and raise you a video interview with Lord Lucan sitting atop Shergar and the fountain of life.
Quote: Aaron @ February 4 2009, 1:12 PM GMT
Did that take you a while to remember?
I'm afraid so. 
Aww. *ruffles your hair*
"Pubbing it tonight?"