For the purposes of being a nosey bastard and hopefully gleaning some highly-personal details about you all...what was the last text you sent?
You don't have to explain what it meant or to whom it was sent (if you don't want to). In fact...the more cryptic the better I guess.
My last outgoing text simply says "You're a racist and I'm telling your husband." Make of that what you will.
Over to you.
"To ty kto ma duza dupa. XXXXL. Nie zadzwon w domu wieczora."
R U awake?
Of course I am - it's mid-afternoon!
It was my text.
For your sake I bloody hope not. 
eh?
"............."
"F**k you, fag (cheers)"
Mine said "The district line is down, you should get the bus."
Or atleast buy it a big box of chocolates and give it a hug.
Hopefully. All the best.
Day off school? Me too. In your face world!
"Matt said for me to meet you tomorrow before meeting him, so beforehand at the station?"
"I'm still in the rurals. Everything here has stopped, how are the office numbers looking?"
Def.