KM378
Tuesday 25th May 2010 10:22am
London
5,653 posts
As the last episode crept towards its bitter end, I was kind hoping this would happen on the island:
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INT. CAVE.
JACK CORKS THE HOLE AND IS ABSORBED IN LIGHT.
EXT. CAVE ENTRANCE.
HURLEY AND BEN HAUL UP DESMOND, BUT HE'S DEAD.
EXT. POND.
HURLEY AND BEN FIND JACK'S CORPSE, LYING ON A ROCK LIKE THE MAN IN BLACK'S ONCE DID.
HURLEY: Dude, I guess I'm Luke now. Wanna be my padawan?
BEN (RAISING HIS RIFLE): No thanks, Hugo.
HURLEY: Oh, man, I thought you were a good guy now.
BEN: I'm afraid not. Pick up that water bottle. Make me "like you".
HURLEY: You serious?
BEN (SHOOTING HURLEY IN THE LEG): Deadly serious.
HURLEY: Aarrgh! No way!
BEN: Come on Hugo, you know this is what I always wanted.
HURLEY: You're crazy!
BEN (SHOOTING HURLEY IN THE OTHER LEG): I blame the island.
HURLEY: I won't do it dude. No way. You'll have to kill me first.
BEN: Okay.
BEN COCKS THE RIFLE AND AIMS AT HURLEY'S HEAD.
SUDDENLY, A TICKING NOISE. BEN AND HURLEY LOOK INTO THE JUNGLE WITH WTF LOOKS ON THEIR FACES.
WITH A ROAR, A VAST COLUMN OF *WHITE SMOKE* POWERS THROUGH THE TREES, GRABS BEN AND CARRIIES HIM THOUSANDS OF FEET INTO THE AIR, THEN DROPS HIM.
CUT TO:
EXT. THE BEACH.
HURLEY SITS ALONE
HURLEY: (long monologue about how he's going to miss everyone, especially Jack) I guess it's just me now.
JACK: You're not alone Hurley.
JACK'S STANDING NEXT TO HIM SUDDENLY.
HURLEY: Wurh?
JACK: (sentimental closing remarks)
JACK WINKS, TURNS INTO THE WHITE SMOKE, AND DISAPPEARS INTO THE TREES.
THE END
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Apologies if part of it sounds a bit Deliverance.