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Lauren Laverne - Brain donor Page 8

Quote: Dr Mato @ February 2 2009, 6:30 PM GMT

Does not help my ranking with what? Whose ranking? What are the ranking specifications?

I asked are you highbrow or lowbrow. Which is it?

I want to know what is considered what? Whistling nnocently

Godot is a bit of a ranker. Anyone will tell you that.

My cousin's mate f**ked her.

Did he chop his cock off afterwards? If so, was it due to the shame, or the numerous STDs making their way up the shaft?

Those mornings after the nights before, you tell yourself yet again you shouldn't have and you want to stick it in Domestos...

Don't know why all the hate for this lady though. She looks vacuous but that's all.

I like her! Aaron doesn't like her because she's northern and knows about coal and stuff. Godot doesn't like her because Godot doesn't like anybody. Except mirror polishers. He likes them.

Why all the hate?

I agree with roscoff.

I think the main reason you don't like her is because she is northern, a Geordie even ,the most northern of northern and no northerner could possibly be cultured right?

Sickening behaviour.

To be honest roscoff, I prefer to see myself reflected in the pain-filled eyes of a dying Welsh child. But mirror polishers are okay.

:O

Quote: roscoff @ February 3 2009, 10:14 AM GMT

I like her! Aaron doesn't like her because she's northern and knows about coal and stuff. Godot doesn't like her because Godot doesn't like anybody. Except mirror polishers. He likes them.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 3 2009, 10:47 AM GMT

To be honest roscoff, I prefer to see myself reflected in the pain-filled eyes of a dying Welsh child. But mirror polishers are okay.

*snigger*

Quote: Godot Taxis @ February 3 2009, 10:47 AM GMT

To be honest roscoff, I prefer to see myself reflected in the pain-filled eyes of a dying Welsh child. But mirror polishers are okay.

I hope your shoes fill with snow and your dick drops off with frost bite. Not necessarily in that order.

Aww, I think that's a bit harsh! I rather like her, in fact I think she's quite cute :$

So, does anyone like her, whilst not actually wanting to get into her knickers?

I think she's alright. Quite amusing on panel shows.

She's nice - that's the trouble.

Quote: roscoff @ February 3 2009, 5:13 PM GMT

I hope your shoes fill with snow and your dick drops off with frost bite. Not necessarily in that order.

I've got central heating mate. Dream on.

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