British Comedy Guide

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Jim thought he would have some fun with his trailing cock.

Joel got the massive dick he wanted but now he had to get circumsized.

Jeff felt down. Why didn't anyone ever look at his face when he talked to them?

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The hair growth formula Dave had spilt down himself brought about some interesting side effects.

Johnsons 'Grow your Cock until it pokes out of your trouser leg and scrapes along the floor' Potion did exactly what it said on the bottle.

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Interestingly, Josh was also a massive cock.

John's careful positioning over the roll of pink carpet caused much amusement with the guests.

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What does a doodled cock a do?

Paul had got what he always wanted, the ability to suck his own dick.

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'That naked bungee jump hadn't worked out too bad after all' thought Barry.

'This potion is working', thought Pete as he had now only one cock foot instead of two.

I'm afraid Mr Stevens that you are suffering from the worst case of haemorroids I've ever seen...

The Penis shrinking lotion was starting to work, one more bottle & Barry would be able to fit it in his trousers.

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'How the f**k am I going to get that into this?!'

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George was still weighing up whether he really meant he'd give his left arm for a bigger cock

Dr Seuss' new Book 'The Cock in the Sock' was going to have a big problem getting past the censors.

There was no such thing as safe sex for Barry ... socks kept breaking!

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