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ROD's mother had named him well.

Chris Evans and Jonathan Ross spotted in nightclub together.

After the 'mangle incident' Jerry was never the same.

Dave's new novelty colostomy bag was, for a short while, a hit with the ladies.

This one's a bit difficult for me, as I'm at work.

Thank God I've got brewers droop...
Thank God I've got brewers droop - these trousers are tonight enough already

or

I hope I don't get a stiffy...
I hope I don't get a stiffy - I'll look like a goosestepping Nazi

BSM forum members lose jobs for looking at dirty pictures.

Renegade Carpark wonders what Caption 23 will look like - hopes it's fat woman pooing on midgets.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 30 2009, 1:27 PM GMT

BSM forum members lose jobs for looking at dirty pictures.

Renegade Carpark wonders what Caption 23 will look like - hopes it's fat woman pooing on midgets.

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"R2DPoo" is my entry.

Rolf Harris was practicing with his 'third leg' before he went on air...

Brian accidentally revealed that he was from the planet Zog.

For some reason Dave was getting images of an explosion in a white paint factory.

or

Dave hoped his new girlfriend could swim in case she could'nt swallow.

Colin was excited ... he had an appointment with the chiropodist at 2!

Colin had turned up to the young farmers' disco hoping for some foot in mouth.

OR

Colin had misheard and went to the farmers' disco expecting some foot in mouth.

All Dave needed now was a nice, quiet girl with a.......

....Fanny like a bucket.

Gary should have gone to Specsavers...

Colin's foot really did smell of cheese!

I'm Jake The Peg deedleeeleeeleum ...

Colin always hung to the right.

Is that a 3 foot cock hanging out of your trousers or do you just work in the prop department of the BBC?