Malcolm was starting to regret replying to his 'double her pleasure' email spam.
Def.
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Prosthetic limbs have really come on a long way since Gary lost his leg...
Whoever this fits, I shall marry
Quote: Nick Rivers @ January 30 2009, 12:45 PM GMTHe might have had a massive cock, but Brian would always have ginger pubes.
Changed! Eden we can share that one if you like. Or you can have it. Not fussed !
Yeah ok we can share it lol 
Dave certainly had a reason to feel cocky today.
Dave enjoyed traveling with seamen...
Dave recruited his own seamen for his tug boat...
Ron was always putting his foot in it!
'That's all very well and good, but how much do you earn?' enquired my ex-girlfriend (the bitch).
John liked to watch himself come dancing.
OR
John had difficulty disguising his love of come dancing.
GARY: Blow me! How much for this bottle of Stella again?
Daves new potion worked great but he regreted spilling some on his nose.
Gary's member was always getting him into trouble...for one thing, he could never drop his toddler off at the creche...
Gary's membership was perspiring and needed some air...
The Production Art for the Doctor Who Children in Need Special was the final nail in the coffin for Russel T Davis.
It was lucky Colin was well endowed, because he was a massive prick.
After looking at 'Ginger Dave', Gary really fancied a 'Hob Nob'...