British Comedy Guide

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What a cock!

"Viagra hits him like a kick in the head"

sorry didn't see that one

Too many nights out on the town had left Gary with pink eye...

Cyclops three wishes didn't exactly go to plan.

Trevor just couldn't understand it. Everytime he wore his lucky shirt, he managed to pull.

You think that looks strange ? You should see my cobblers !

Tripod was enjoying a night on the town.

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'Why always to the right?' thought Gary.

Dave just hoped that the chemist did flavoured bin liners.

He might have had a massive cock, but Brian would always have ginger pubes.

Changed! Eden we can share that one if you like. Or you can have it. Not fussed !

So what if Gaz had a 3 foot cock...he had ginger pubes.

Damn lo! Angry

Barry was always the butt of the joke. But as he kept on explaining it was a special shoe, for medical reasons

You know what they say about a man with a long neck.

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH:The rare and seldom seen Trouser snake of Western Gary ventures out of its snug polyester nest, for you see, today is the start of mating season...

Looking on the bright side, Ron had never pissed on his foot.

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