Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 22
When I asked for a penis that was a foot I didn't mean this.
Sid Brewer cursed his surname.
If you think this is bad, you should have seen him before the castration
Bloody NHS. He only went in for an ingrowing toenail
Viagra hits him like a kick in the head
Jim loved being sized up for shoes
Jim was no good at fighting as he needed consent before he kicked your arse
The secret to Mick Hucknall's success with the ladies was finally revealed.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 30 2009, 12:24 PM GMTWhen I asked for a penis that was a foot I didn't mean this.
Roger had a slight feeling of Discumfoot
Compared to this, being a strawberry blonde was a minor annoyance.
The draft excluder got caught oh Dave's trousers again.
Dave misread the doseage on the bottle of magic lotion.
You know what they say about a man whose penis actually covers his big feet.
If there was a submarine re-enactment anywhere, anytime, Bob was your Periscope man...
It was a good job Ron's girlfriend had a foot fetish!
Gary now needed to find a mate, but where was one supposed to find an elephant in Croydon?
Dave suspected that whoever did the bandaging at the hospital was having a bit of a laugh!
The only problem was that everytime Sam got an erection he'd kick himself in the head.