Oooo let's play limericks tag.. Page 2

And then the pie was done,

There was a young man from Sri Lanka..

Then started to run Whoops, far too late

who was known as a bit of a wanker

Who was a fan of Paul Anka. Bah late again.

but let's not get hasty

His skin is quite pasty,

but well mannered, cause after, he thanked her!

And then he bought a tanker.

Start:

There once was a girl called Ellie...

Who used lots of KY Jelly.

I had something ending with 'smelly', ...but I'm a gentleman, really

There once was a girl called Ellie,
Whose fanny was rancid and smelly...

Pffft. Griff, you big naughty, deleting your post.

There once was a man whose name was Fred up until the age of 25 when he decided to change it by deed pole to Nigel,

Your go.

Quote: Griff @ January 30 2009, 5:07 PM GMT

Well we both had the joke at the same time so I thought I'd let you have it.

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Ahh ok.