How many times do I have to tell you? Take your shoes off when you've just been outside!!
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In a sudden flash of horror, Dave remembered they'd had Vinderloo for dinner.
As Sally returned from her walk, John suddenly noticed the dog was missing.
The heat generated from Carol's farts was enough to warm even the coldest hands
WPC Higgins I think you're taking this secondment to the Vice Squad a little too far.
It was an awkward moment when it became obvious that Janice had used Spanish Fly instead of RAID.
The canteen special was not as popular as expected.
You haven't got a latex glove have you?
I command thee out Satan!
Shall I spit on it first?
Collecting golf balls is not always a bed of roses thought Colin.
Head first was not an option.
Bill liked caressing his wife's ass but her farts were so potent they created an impregnable forcefield.
No madam, I don't think Rover will be able to breath.
I'm not saying my hand is excited, but look how the blood has rushed to the fingers!
Chew on that you sartorially challenged twat!
Brian had put up with a lot of bare faced cheek in the office before, but this took the biscuit!
It was the second time this week that Sandra had sat on his sandwiches; and he was very hungry.
Cut backs in Tory funding sees three line whip significantly reduced.
The casting agent stopped dead in his tracks! He'd found the perfect actress to play the rear end of Daisy the cow!