GARY: Fancy a breath mint?....
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 21 Page 6
"I've told you Jeff, it'll never fit unless you clench your fist."
MAN: 'Stop, or I'll give you a good whipping.'
WOMAN: 'But I'm the one with the whip.'
MAN: 'I've got a pistol in my pocket, Hechler and Koch.'
WOMAN: 'Thank Christ it's not a Browning.'
Yes, I'm sorry love, but you did ask ... your arse really does look big in that!
Quote: Wistyish @ January 30 2009, 12:37 AM GMTJudy, it's OK, I'm sure Richard will be back!
Where the hell did my watch go?
Tim regretted writing the safety word on the back of his hand, as it had unsurprisingly rubbed off
"Get with it Steve, you'll never catch the ping-pong balls standing like that."
The secret of sudden strange solar eclipse finally explained.
All Bill, the perverted hypnotist, had to do was look her in the eye and she was under his control.
Quote: random @ January 29 2009, 8:28 PM GMTPic No21
For those that wish to indulge!
"I'm not sure that's where the horse has gone either but it's worth a rummage!"
Ahh! My fist will never be the same again!
Def.
Keep walking back luv, ohh and brace yourself!
No Darling, I said I wanted a Walnut Whip!!
No Darling, I meant lashed as in lets get drunk!
OR
Barbara had once again misunderstood John's desire to get lashed.
It wasn't the full moon that concerned Tom, but what she had done to the toilet chain.