Gazza's wig and heels were fooling no-one
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You and your dirty slide shows ... that's the third projector you've knackered this month!
The referee declared the ball unplayable.
Bob took responsibility for backing the heavy vehicle, with its dangerous cargo, safely away from embarrassment.
Colin thought it best to use the front door tonight.
Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ January 30 2009, 12:00 AM GMTThe referee declared the ball unplayable.
Colin realised he had misunderstood her request for annual sex.
Quote: Griff @ January 30 2009, 12:04 AM GMT"Talk to the hand cos the cock ain't listening"
Doreen's back problem spoiled another evening.
Sorry love if you park there I'll clamp those nipples!
Mystic Meg claimed to be able to tell how many fingers Ron was holding up just through the vibrations of her arse.
Jacqui misunderstood Gordon when he appointed her Chief Whip.
Stop! That's close enough. Eww! Your ass stinks.
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Please Maggie, don't take away the whip!
Trainee Optician Dave's first attempt at an eye-test needed some work.
The front end of the pantomime horse finally put his foot down ... the back end was getting out of hand!
Judy, it's OK, I'm sure Richard will be back!
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'No you don't understand, I'm called Mr Whippy because I sell ice cream.'