Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 21 Page 4
GARY: Ok you're good, keep coming, keep coming, little to the left, left, left, a bit right, yep, now straighten up a little, OK, that's good, and hand-brake on...
GARY: I won't touch you even if your name IS Karen Taylor...
"Yes, pussy cats do lick their genitals but that doesn't mean you have to try too."
"Don't draw on the carpet with that black marker pen"
GARY: No, no...it's ok, I don't really want to know what a 'Rolling Brownout' is thanks...
GARY: Sheryl! SHERYL! I'VE GOT 6 FINGERS ON MY LEFT HAND!
GARY: Sheryl! Why on earth didn't you tell me my nails looked this bad?
GARY: So are you sure you want a palm and not a fist tonight?
I'm all dried up.
That's not a caption, I just can't think of anymore at the moment. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 29 2009, 10:24 PM GMTI'm all dried up.
That's not a caption, I just can't think of anymore at the moment.
I'm waiting for a post from Graham Bondage.
GARY: Bloody hell if I'd known I'd be mounting a porker I would of brought my video camera...could of made £250 off 'You've been framed'...
It wasn't that she was a little up front, thought Gary, more that she had a huge behind.
Sorry, luv, no checks.
PHIL: Ok, Ok I'll talk!...'sob'... You MI5 bastards!
GARY: I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brother's can't deny....
Mystic Meg had one last mystery left for Paul...
No, I said, I am ready for bed, put the cat out...
Stop! It's the black heels with the whip.
For goodness sake Miranda, I'm not a Methodist!