Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 29 2009, 9:35 PM GMTCartoonist gets masturbatory excitement putting dirty pics on BSM forum
Roger: Where's the chair gone?
Shazza: F**k the chair, the tiger's up there too.
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 21 Page 3
What do you mean Dinner's going to be on me ?
GARY: Stop it Sheryl! You're making a mockery of the lion tamer tradition!
Gary had heard a mining job was going...what he saw next put him off dark, cavenous holes for life.
Obi Wan swore he would never go near the dark side...
Your impressionist act is not family material I'm afraid, and for that reason I'm going to have to say 'I'm out'...
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Lady Gaga
GARY: Hell, on another night I'd probably say yes but tonight I'm going to get an early one. That alright with you?
GARY: You remind me of a camel I shot dead in Dakar...'Bertie' I do believe his name was...had a rump like Vanessa Feltz and breath that could curdle custard, but I loved him as my own
Ok STOP ! you're through to the next round.
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 29 2009, 8:39 PM GMTThis wasn't any old birthday, this was a S&M birthday.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 29 2009, 9:35 PM GMTCartoonist gets masturbatory excitement putting dirty pics on BSM forum
If Gary squinted he could make out a solar eclipse.
GARY:If you're going to walk the invisible dog at least put some clothes on...
PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok Britney, now give me 'Fierce', that's right darling, growwwwwwwl for me!
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MILF. Mammories I'd like to forget
GARY: For the last time! You're not a 'cheeky girl' you are a 45 year old dinner lady from Wolverhampton!