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Downs periscope!

After political correctness goes mad, they appoint a downs syndrome as the captain of a nuclear submarine.....too much?

Quote: jacparov @ January 28 2009, 9:26 PM GMT

Downs periscope!

After political correctness goes mad, they appoint a downs syndrome as the captain of a nuclear submarine.....too much?

Nothings too much on here
:D

There should be a character called Perry Scope and of course there's loads of hilarious misunderstandings involving his name.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 28 2009, 9:26 PM GMT

I'm sure there's a new version too.

Quote: jacparov @ January 28 2009, 9:26 PM GMT

Downs periscope!

After political correctness goes mad, they appoint a downs syndrome as the captain of a nuclear submarine.....too much?

Ah, that's the newer one.

EDIT: Ha! Sorry, misread that! The newer version was called Down Persicope

Sideways Periscope - about Chinese female submariners.

There should also be a stow-away. A completely fish out of water character. Maybe a mermaid?

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ January 28 2009, 9:28 PM GMT

Sideways Periscope - about Chinese female submariners.

Or Submariners who go on a wine tasting holiday. ;)

Quote: Griff @ January 28 2009, 9:32 PM GMT

Surely Perry from SCOPE.

And a Sue Ryder.

Quote: Griff @ January 28 2009, 9:35 PM GMT

"I am not drinking f**king Merlot".

One of my favourite films ever.

Good man. :)

In the first episode they'd have to go and stock up with food from Sub-way.

A Jamaican version?
The Dubmarine.

Or one with beer?
The pubmarine.

Or one where they have to catch inexpensive sustainable fish.
Chubmarine.

Or one where Dawn Porter is an Admiral.
We dive for dawn.

An underwater grocers.
Das fruity.

The above with Robbie Coltrane.
Das frooty tooty.

A submarine with only beans and cabbages in the supplies.
Das pooty.

A submarine crewed exclusively by perverts into golden showers.
We are all sub-latrines.

One where they're paid with wank mags.
We dive for porn.

Someone film it and put it on U-Boatube.
YouBoatube, whatever.

Maybe this idea won't work :)

I reckon one of us writes the first scene and we roll with it.

Quote: bigfella @ January 28 2009, 10:42 PM GMT

Maybe this idea won't work :)

I'm decompressed just thinking about it.
>_<

Well the honour should go to Random - his idea!

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