What's his name?
He's named after a vegetable, 'Stephen Hawking.'
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Babs: I say, I say, I say, my dog has no nose.
Flo: That's because it's a f**king cauliflower you piss stinking senile old tart.
Flo: What a disgusting cabbage.
Babs: It's a cauliflower actually.
Flo: I was talking about you, you piss stinking senile old tart.
Babs: I'm just taking my 'Collie' for a walk.
Flo: F**k off with your obvious jokes, you piss stinking senile old tart.
So my friend Ethel said collies make really great pets.
Excuse me, is this a cheese shop?
Def.
"Ha, Edith, I win the bet. I *did* start senility before my tits reached my knees!"
"Well, at least I'm not wearing a turnip as a hat."
I'm going to trade it up for a purple sprouting broccoli.
Ere Ethel, can you see how much is that cauli in the window?
Well I wanted to send him to a good home, I just didn't trust that man behind the counter.
Maud, why have you got popcorn in your lampshade?
Def.
"You got the allotment mixed up with Battersea Dogs' Home again, Beryl?"
Nelly noticed that Maud had treated Cauli to a new leash.
Def.
Oi said I'd get it for Giles, you know, to help with his sheep.
Def.
A cauliflower? Don't be so ridiculous Nigel, I can see !
Nigella's cooking tips were getting more and more bizarre...