Barabara had opted for a cauli because she'd heard they were easier to strain.
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"A bitch?"
"I'll say. She's always hitting me with that stick."
"Butternut squash?"
"No, it's just the way I walk."
"I've got a sweet potato."
"Well, here's my cute cauli."
*groans*
Barabara had heard all dogs should smell like their owners.
"They've run out of bags at the veg shop. I've got to drag this one home."
Barbara just wanted an excuse for smelling like an old cauliflower.
See this Cauli, it rounds up the lamb for the roast dinner and everything!
"Can I stroke your cauliflower?"
"If I can grope your tits, petal."
Your clothes... give them to me, now!
It's great company now I'm on my own AND it's full of antioxidants.
Well I suppose better go and get the dog out of the casserole.
He's been begging me to take him to Gardeners' Question Time for ages.
They go mouldy after a while but they're very loyal.
I don't understand it Ethel. He normally does it you know...come on Fluffy, do your trick for the nice lady...
Judith Merryweather, 1949 Olympic Gold Medalist in the Hammer, still practiced the odd throw...
I take my allotment everywhere I go now, what with all the recession related vegetable thieving...
Don't get me started on Brussels!!
ETHEL: Oh get you with your fancy new handbag...
Doris, my new ibrain's great!
Doris, do you like my new icloud?
That? That my dear is a new state of the art lamp shade pop corn maker...
Ethel still hadn't grown out of playing with her 'Cabbage Patch Kid'...
Granny Doris was just taking Cabbage patch kid to the park...