"And that's the only pet they'll let you have at the home?"
"Don't worry, I've pissed on all their chairs."
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He did soil himself yesterday
In the geriatric olympics the cauliflower "hammer throw" was a hit
I think you're supposed to swap the animal for magic BEANS
How much is that caulie in the window?
The one by the waggly kale?
"Walking a vegetable?"
"You're not too sprightly yourself dear."
The sad thing is I have trouble keeping up with it!
He's a chard dog
Bert said it was walking out the door!
Yes, it came from my bush
"So, the pet shop sold me a vegetable. A G.I gave me the clap during the war."
Ahhh, I can see he likes you!
Well, Prince Charles talks to HIS
"The doctor said I should eat more vegetables and take the dog for a walk...I think"
"Well, it keeps me company since the dog died."
I think the nice man said I had to walk five different ones a day.
Down boy, stop trowelling!
Elsie's pedigree pooch was proof canine in-breeding had gone too far.
Of course it won't bite you Brenda, it's very well strained!
I've strained him to piss up against a lamppost.
"It might be a cauli Ingrid, but you're a Swede."