Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 20
Quote: Griff @ January 27 2009, 7:56 PM GMT"The doctor says he'll always be a vegetable"
"He eats less than a dog and there are no little parcels to collect....you should try one"
Woman 1"He's great companionship and I can always eat him when I get fed up."
Woman 2 "Funny!That's what the Korean chap up the road says"
Would love to chat longer but I've got dinner boiling. Come on Spot.
Your dog's got no nose
How does he smell?
Like cauliflower
What sort of guide dog is it then?
I wanted something smaller, but the lead wouldn't fit on the carrot
He said I got a cauliflower 'ere, but I aint never played rugby no I never did and no mistake right enough.
I'm more of a cat woman myself
Quote: random @ January 27 2009, 7:54 PM GMTPic No20
Pining for the Fjords!? I don't think so Mrs Blather. I think it's dead.
...And the asparagus stick is marvellous
I told the vet he just wasn't himself, and he told me to put some cheese on it.
So I bought this stick so he could play fetch
It's free-range
Clara's cataracts were the cause of the cauli/collie cock-up.
I must say, they've done a good job refurbishing