In order to frighten off the Elephant, Barry took to attracting mice by wearing slabs of cheese instead of shoes.
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"Don't talk to me about finding a NHS dentist. Haven't you noticed I'm missing two tusks?"
Tim had made rather more of an effort than Jim on their 'Elephant & Castle' costumes for the Tube Map fancy dress party.
'Ivory' was pissed off...'Ebony' had forgotten his make up again.
"You F**k A***** S***" said the blue Elephant.
Nellie the elephant had decided to go to the office party dressed as a human.
Neville wasn't at all impressed by Bill's impression of actor, John Hurt.
"Me and my mates are mental! We spent all weekend seeing how many of us we could get into a mini."
Had a terrible incident once, while I was playing the piano...found out I was touching my dead grandma...
'So I said to her I said, go on. I'm all ears!'
So she dumped me because she wanted a mammoth one.
So apparently right, there's this secret graveyard known only to my people. But I'm buggered if I can find one in Slough.
[quote name="Marc P" post="360609" date="January 27 2009, 4:00 PM GMT'So I said to her I said, go on. I'm all ears!'[/quote]
Oi! 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2009, 3:16 PM GMT"So Mr Smith, I'm all ears."
So apparently right, there's this secret graveyard known only to my people. But I'm buggered if I can find one in Slough.
This was the last blind-date Derek would ever come on...
Internet chat rooms are deceptive things thought Gav as he met 'Sheila' for the first time...
Quote: Griff @ January 27 2009, 3:55 PM GMTDon't fret Nil, I was ahead of both of yer on the pharmaceutical trials gag.
Oh, soz. 