Brian was such an office gossip: extremely nosey, could hear a rumour from a mile off, and never forgot a thing!
Or:
Brian was the worst type of office gossip: very nosey, could hear a rumour from a mile off, and never forgot a thing!
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 19 Page 6
Hi, I've been told I'm an animal in the sack...
SEAN: Hi, I've been told I'm an animal in the sack...
GAVIN: I know, all these lay-offs are terrible...
Brian had been overdoing the Elephant beer.
Dumbo was the first to try out the Serengeti work exchange programme.
So I said to him I tell you what Noddy, at least I don't look like a twat with a bell on me head!
I'm the new IT consultant. I'm here to solve the company's network access problems with a trunking solution.
[I'm not even sure I understand this one myself!]
Touch me, I'm Karen Taylor...
SEAN: How was your date last night?
DUMBO: Rubbish! She blew me off...
Jim poached Jumbo from a rival company.
Sure I could reach. I'm just not sure why you think I'd want to.
'Another office party, another shattered photo copier!'
"Seen Blue Peter? That was me."
With Eric onboard the water dispenser charges rocketed.
'I only asked her if she'd like to feel my proboscis!!'
So, the health and safety bloke said get rid of the ivory, or I'd be out on me ears.
DUMBO: Yeah that's pretty impressive but can you blow show tunes with it?